I'm not like them.

God, North Carolina is a lousy state. People here are just so threatened by two women or two men marrying each other they had to ban it.

...You know, I think the majority of states that have banned gay marriage are probably the ones where you can marry your cousin. Priorities: they have them!

So the crazies in North Korea had a failed missile launch? Why am I not surprised? Oh yeah, it's cause they think it's still the damn Cold War and big bad America's gonna eat them or something. Seriously, America may not be the best country in the world, and we've had our fair share of mistakes, but at the end of the day, we try, damn it.

So it looks like I'm actually gonna make it through this school year intact. Call me surprised...except now I gotta worry about what I do next. Wonderful.

Happy birthday, self. Guess what your present is? That's right...a bottle of tuica. Whatever you do, don't throw up on the furniture like last year. And don't set anything on fire, no matter how tempted you are.

Well, it was only a matter of time before it all got out. Wish it hadn't gotten out like that, but it's out now. Might as well live with it, and hope that that people don't see you any differently, or some junk like that. 

 But if anyone at school even so much as implies I had anything to do with Boston, I will flambe their ass.

http://news.yahoo.com/romanias-government-collapses-protests-151141275.html

Pretty amazing, when you think about it. Of course, I wonder if this'll snowball into something worse- like the rest of Europe switching governments too, but the power of words and people is surprisingly powerful.

It gives me hope that the Occupy Wall Street movement might work. We are the 99 percent!

You know there are more important things than whether a mean old person is talking bad about you, right? Like whether SOPA/PIPA passes? If that passes, say good bye to your free speech and a free internet. You know how when the revolution was going on in Egypt, how they blacked out the internet? They'd be able to do that here. I thought this was the land of the free, you know.

Not that I don't think online piracy is a problem- because it is- but this bill would just punish the majority for what the minority does.   There's seriously gotta be a better way.

So, um...question here. Does anyone know why in the hell a bunch of baby chickens have suddenly taken to following me? Is it something I did? Or is it my clothes? I didn't think I looked like Big Bird when I'm wearing yellow but I might be wrong...

Well, looks like a dictator died.

I wouldn't be commenting on this if I wasn't so horrendously creeped out by the footage they're showing of those citizens weeping and shit. I mean, I really want to hope those people are being made to do that, because I don't want to think it's legit. I really don't.

I had a crappy day today, so  I went on the internet like I normally do, and in my inbox was a youtube video. So I click it, right?

And my whole day was made immensely better, and it was all because of a little kid being awesome and telling the truth to a bigoted woman like Michelle Bachmann. Good on you, Elijah, there's definitely nothing wrong with your Mom at all!

God, if it weren't already apparent about the rampant hypocrisy in this country, a bunch of people are whining about some girl who said something bad about the governor of Kansas. Okay, she tweeted it, but whatever. She's a citizen! She's entitled to her opinion! Okay, what she said was probably not appropriate, but come on! If an elected official can't take a crass comment every now and then, they need to get a thicker skin. And good on her for sticking to her guns and not apologizing. She's got some definite guts.

Thanksgiving's in two weeks. Blech. I'm going to stay away from people that week. Nothing good will come of it if I communicate with them that week.

So, yeah. No end of the world...but I did get wasted. 

Probably a bad idea, looking back on it. I have a number that I really want to call but I don't know what it is....

See, this is why I don't dress up before the damn date. You morons.

So. End of the world's supposed to happen on 21st. Who's for getting so wasted you don't remember the difference between the world ending and the end of the week? Well, I am.

So I was going to Wal-Mart the other day and there were these boy scouts out there begging for donations and people to buy their popcorn. I could have said that their popcorn tastes awful and that they're an outdated organization, but I didn't. I instead told them to get a real job, which'll probably be more valuable to them anyway.

Everyday I watch the news- everyday- It makes me glad I didn't go into journalism. There's too much shit going on in the world for it to ever be covered by people.

Got my Halloween costume all set with just over a month to go. Hell yes. It's the only day of the year where I can really show off. Even if the college ain't throwing a party, I'm finding one.

Good freaking lord, does the news make a big deal out of everything. Apparently another raccoon  down in Hope Mills tested positive for rabies. Like it's a steroid or something! They had the the graphics, scary voiceover and everything. Isn't it common sense to just stay away from the animal acting weird and call the animal control? Why do they have to TELL people?

Tropical Storm Lee? Seriously, Weather guys? You couldn't think of a name that sounded any more white trash?  Why not Joe Bob? Yeah, that's a name that would strike fear into people. Watch out, Hurricane Joe Bob is a category four and expected to make landfall with his trailer any minute now!

If Katia hits the seaboard, I'm going to flip my shit again, because hurricanes should be like lightining- they shouldn't hit the same place twice in less than a month.

God, college. Never end again. I love you so much, okay? So. Much. Even if that hurricane actually had hit us (which it didn't, really) I would have walked through it to get you. Yes, I love college that much. Don't judge me.